Seriously

Someone stole the pretty red millions bells right off our front porch. I left for work Sat morning and the two hanging flowers that we call 'the girls' were there. A few hours later D texts me

"Did you move the girls?"

"Why would I move the girls?"

"I think someone stole them!"

I didn't really believe him until I got home and saw for myself they were gone.

Seriously people, buy your own damn flowers!