Huh?

Me- Honey, I think I am going to ask for a flamethrower for Christmas.

D- A flamethrower!? (giving me the- you are insane look)

Me- Yeah, so I can make creme brulee.

D- (laughing) You mean a blow torch.

Me- What's the difference?

D- (still laughing) A flame thrower is a huge machine gun type weapon that shoots flames and causes explosions.

Me- Well that should make a great creme brulee